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The Granddaddy Purple universe

The Old Angler

If Granddaddy Purple is your strain, this is your sign: the Old Angler. The middle of the lake, the last ten minutes of light, oars shipped, one float on water so still it holds the whole purple sky.

The Old Angler, an old man with a short white beard, bushy white eyebrows and a deep-violet knit cap, smiling with his eyes closed, sits at the right in a cream rowing boat in a cream cable-knit sweater, an open lavender coat with cream patches on the sleeve, dark trousers and grey-green rubber boots, one hand on his knee and the other holding a cane rod out to the left. From the rod tip a line drops to a round cream float in the still violet water, ringed by ripples, and a dark thermos with a lavender lid and a handle stands by his boot, with oar handles resting along both sides of the boat. Behind him violet hills and a dark line of pines are mirrored in the lake under a pale lavender sky.
One float, slow rings and the whole lake going purple.

If Granddaddy Purple is your strain

You are the one who stays. Everyone else packs up when the sun goes; you have only just got the boat where you want it. You row out slow, ship the oars, pour one cup from the dented thermos and let the lake decide how the evening goes. You have learned that it usually knows, and that the best of any day is the part after everybody else has gone in.

You move like still water: nothing wasted, nothing loud. You can sit an hour watching nothing but a float, and you notice what other people miss, the heron changing feet on the snag, the first ring of a fish that is not biting yet, the exact minute the far window comes on. You say less than you know, and you are almost always right about the weather. When you do speak, it is usually to say the wind will drop, and then it does.

At your best you are the oldest person on the lake and the easiest one to be around. People row over to ask where the fish are and leave knowing something better. You let the little ones go, you lend your second-best float, and you have never once told a story about the one that got away, because you were the one who let it.

Your flaw is ten more minutes. You say it at dusk and mean it at dark. There is always a little light left on the water, always one more cast that might be the one, and the people waiting on the dock with supper have learned to bring a coat.

What you need is a wooden boat that hardly leaks, a rod older than most of the trees on the shore, a lake with no wind, and nobody asking whether you caught anything. At the end of it you need a long dock and somebody on it who kept you a plate. Give you that, and the evening keeps.

Your sign at a glance

Your hour
The last ten minutes of light
Your place
The middle of the lake, oars shipped
Your object
A cane rod and a cream-and-violet float
Your tempo
One cast, then a long wait
Your weather
Not a breath of wind
Your flaw
Ten more minutes

Your people

  • The Daydreamer (Blue Dream)The Daydreamer gets the water at first light and you get it at last. Between you, somebody is always watching it go still.
  • The Night Owl (Purple Urkle)The Night Owl wakes as you row in. You nod across the reeds, and the owl has never once asked what you caught.
  • The Aurora Keeper (Northern Lights)The Aurora Keeper waits for her sky and you wait for your water: two people who know the waiting is the good part.

Things you say

  • The lake doesn’t owe you a fish.
  • Ten more minutes.
  • If the float is still, it’s working.
  • You don’t catch the old one. You keep it company.
  • Row out slow. The water remembers.

A scene from your world

Ten more minutes

The Old Angler rows out when everyone else is rowing in. He passes them at the mouth of the reeds, boats full of tackle and talk, and lifts two fingers from the oar, which is as much as he says to anybody before dark. By the time he reaches the middle of the lake the sun is behind the ridge and the water has gone the color it only goes for a quarter of an hour: lavender at the edges, deep violet in the middle, so still that the boat seems to hang in the sky.

He ships the oars. He unscrews the dented thermos and pours one cup of coffee, which he will forget about. Then he swings the old cane rod out over the side and lets the cream-and-violet float down onto the water so gently it barely makes a ring. The heron on the dead snag watches all of this without approval. They have been watching each other for years.

Nothing happens, which is the point. A frog starts up in the reeds, then another. Across the lake a window comes on in the cabin under the pines and lays a thin gold line on the water that almost reaches the boat. The float sits on its own reflection. The Old Angler sits on his. He thinks about nothing in particular, which takes most people a lifetime to learn and took him about forty years.

Then the float leans. Not a bite: a lean, slow and heavy, the way it only goes when something very large is making up its mind. The heron straightens. The Old Angler sets down the cup he forgot and puts both hands on the rod, and for a long minute the line goes out toward the deep spot by the snag, steady as a tide, while he gives it everything it asks for.

When it comes up alongside the boat he sees it plainly: the old fish, broad as an oar blade, bronze going purple in the last light, with a torn fin he would know anywhere. Everyone on the lake has a story about it. He is the only one who has ever been this close twice.

He slips the hook free with two fingers and holds the fish in the water, facing a current that is not there, until it remembers itself and goes, slow, down into the violet. The rings spread out to the reeds and back. The heron settles. The window across the water goes on shining.

“Ten more minutes,” he tells the lake, and tips the cold coffee over the side, and casts again.

The lake

The middle
Where the Old Angler ships his oars every evening. From here every shore is the same distance away, which is how he likes it.
The snag
A dead tree standing out of the water above the deep spot. The heron owns it. The Old Angler is allowed to fish beside it.
The float
Cream on top, violet underneath, carved and painted by hand. It has been repainted more times than the boat.
The deep spot
Where the bottom drops away below the snag. The old fish lives there and comes up when it feels like it, which is about twice a decade.
The far window
One cabin light under the pines on the other shore. It comes on at the same minute every evening and lays a gold line across the water.
The long dock
Where the boat ties up after dark, and where whoever is waiting with supper has learned to bring a coat.

The Old Angler, from every side

The Old Angler character sheet on a warm cream background: two identical full-body front views with a slight closed-mouth smile, one hand holding an upright fishing rod with a cream float on its line and the other hand in his coat pocket, a violet thermos standing by his boots, and a full-body side view facing left, holding the rod upright in front of him. In every view he has a short white beard and wears a deep-violet knit cap, a cream cable-knit sweater, a lavender coat with a dotted elbow patch, dark trousers and tall dark-violet rubber boots.
The Old Angler from the front and the side: knit cap on, coat patched at the elbows, rod upright with the float on its line, thermos within reach.

An original character, created for Granddaddy Purple by Official Cannabis. Art direction by Official Cannabis.

Wear the still water

Pieces from this world come on a tee, a hoodie, stickers, a mug and a print.